I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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