but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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