Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
we made out on top of his cat.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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