i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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