Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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