Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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