We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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