Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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