Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
