You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
