Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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