did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
