So drunk its hurt
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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