Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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