Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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