I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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