Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
A+ Viking dick
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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