Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
