this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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