i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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