she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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