I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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