i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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