Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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