I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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