We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Two words: blizzard sex
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
