Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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