aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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