How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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