the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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