Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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