He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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