what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
