He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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