I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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