she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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