I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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