weddingsv make me drug and hornr
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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