you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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