Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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