I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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