Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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