Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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