he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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