I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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