Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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