And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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