Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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