: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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