I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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