He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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