I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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